Restaurant Worker Elegy
Poetry by Hannah Rodgers
What have they taken from us?
From every painter trapped making elaborate shapes with the sauces
From every musician rhythmically tapping the spoons and spatulas
in the back of house while he stacks the dishes
for the next shift
From every comedian writing jokes on the order tickets only the cooks will see
From the singer trilling the names belonging to each plate
just to make them sound different
just to make them feel special
just because she knows their names and they
never remember hers
From the tired, bored, desperate writer using the customer-requests function
to script out the last poem of the ever-stretching weeknight:
All work and no play makes Matt a dull boy
All work and no play makes Matt a dull boy
All work and no play makes Matt adull boy
All work and no étouffée makes Matt a Cajun boy
All Cajun and no work makes Matt a Playboy
All play and no work makes étouffée Cajun
All étouffée and no play makes Cajun Work
All Matt and no play make Matt work
All Matt and no matt makes work work
all Matt and no Matt must make work work
All play and all matt is Matt with no work
With no backspace button and a misaligned
keyboard it took weeks to adjust to
all he can do to keep it going is hit enter after enter
space after space
shift after shift
All Matt and no Matt must work
All Matt and No Matt is work
Work with all Matt is work with no Matt
Work with all Matt is
Work with no Matt is
Work with all matt is God
after shift after shift
God do you work
God, do you work?
God what work do you do
is God work?
is being God work?
after shift after shift
Are you there, God? It’s me, Matt.
God made work right
God made work right>
God made work right?
God made work, right?
after shift after shift
God this work
God, Work THIS!
i’m sorry
Why God?
Why, God?
Why God Why
Why God, why?
Why God? Why, God? Why? God!
Why God! You shouldn’t have!
And on my birhtday too
How did you know it was
was what I wanted?
Did I pray hard enough
Did I cry hard enough
Did I be a good boy for admiss
for admissions this year
did I Finally deserve it
did I finally earn it
did you finally decide I
was worth it
worth the
worth more than
**ALLERGY WARNING**
**GLUTEN FREE**